And there's a story behind the card:
When Boy-child was maybe three years old, my mother was here for a holiday dinner and various topics were discussed. Apropos of nothing, Boy-child announced that his p***s was big. My mother, dumbfounded, asked, "What did he say?" So I repeated it. My mother exclaimed, "That's what I thought he said!"Shortly after she left the room, he said, "I like to touch it when it's big!"