Why will I not watch the rest of the show? Too long. And I haven't seen the movies. Well, I saw one, but that's not enough to be able to cheer for or rail against winners and losers.
Faith Salie did a piece on actors cleaning up their language for thank-you speeches here. Probably not a bad idea.
Here are the speeches the Daily Beast thinks were the best.
And then there are the super long ones too. Look here for info on Oscar thank-you speeches that were 11 words or less.
Anyway, hope you enjoy Oscar night, however you spend it.